Real Shit Flasher
Just when i thought i get over with the young potential flasher, yesterday on my way walking to the lrt station, i MET the REAL flasher. I was alone and I was holding my umbrella.
This time, i din take picture of him. I was busy pulling my umbrella and prepare to hit him. From my way, about 10-15 feet away,i already saw him. He was sitting on his bike, stop at the road side as he was waiting for someone (yea, again, he seems like waiting for someone or something, the point is - he STOP there)
He was SO DAMN well prepared to let me saw his OLD DICK! He already unzip and took out the disgusting thing out of the pant! Oh ya, i forgotten to mention, he was a papa-age man, say like 45-50 years old. He was like those uncle who work as guli. He look a bit dirty. He was wearing helmet. His engine was still running, so he could have leave anytime.
So, as I first noticed him, he seems happy. Damn it. So disgusting. I was thinking whether i should take his picture or I better prepare to hit him. But I decided to pull my umbrella longer and get prepared to hit him if he come nearer. As I pulled my umbrella, he quickly drove off his bike and leave like nothing happen. Blardi IDIOT!
I can never understand how all these idiots think. What is it so excited about showing your dick to girls? Sicko! During my days at secondary school, a bunch of us waiting for school bus at the road side, there was this uncle (even older- 60 over years old), he was also riding his bike, he came near us (more than 20 of us), wanking and white things came out. This is fucking sick. He has no shame. FYI, Jalan Ipoh is still a very busy road. And he wanked at public. I remember there were some girls wanted to throw her school bag to him. He was pretty smart to get his number plate cover by some cloth.
After wanking infront of us, he went to the bus stop opposite us and continue show his dick to the girls there. There were more girls there. Urggghhh! Anyway, we reported to school authority and headmistress reported to police. I din remember whether this old man got caught or not.
So irritating, digusting, sick, annoying, disturbing! Go back home show it to your wife, go back home and wank till you dry!
c_val
on July 27th, 2006
~.~” yor!
be careful! ur not safe leh! try not to walk alone on the same street see..
erm..i suggest… u should plan to buy a car!!
cely
on July 27th, 2006
val: yea.. sound dangerous. who knows he will wait me for another time.. hmm… Buy a car? really out of budget..parking fee, petrol, maintance, loan.. all expenses will take 3/5 of my salary lo… cannot..
syen
on July 27th, 2006
Cely… u very pity ler!!~ Monday dint c it but Wed c…haiz… u got to really bcareful, Miharja is a dangerous place…
cely
on July 27th, 2006
syen: ahhaha… either i m too lucky or i m very unlucky…
Joash
on July 27th, 2006
Don’t waste money buying a car!! Use that money to buy guns - those that can shoot out small, painful stuff…. Maybe someone need to create handsfree camera, so that we can hit a flasher and record the whole thing at once.
cely
on July 27th, 2006
joash: ahha.. wish my eyes can record everything.. blek..
earl-ku
on July 27th, 2006
bring a pair of scisors la …
Gallivanter
on July 27th, 2006
That’s pathetic. You should arm yourself with pepperspray or a key-chain alarm just in case. I know many women have encountered flashers in some point in their lives. I wish I could dress in drag, trap a flasher or two and kick him in the balls, but I think I would be caught by police because of wearing a dress. LOL!
What gets on my nerves are rapists and snatch thieves. I pray to God that I don’t come face-to-face with one else I’d probably be sharing a cell with Saddam Hussein. :-)
earl-ku
on July 27th, 2006
haha, we kena “flashed”
http://www.kukujiao.com/2006/07/27/me-and-my-pals-with-mms/
cely
on July 27th, 2006
earl-ku: erm … i prefer pepperspray.. haha
daniel: if one day u will wear dress and kick those idiots’ balls, tell me..
And i pray hard not to meet snatch thieves and rapists.. if rapist, i guess i will suicide!
clement
on July 27th, 2006
u also quite shuai….always can met this kind of things >.
lim0806
on July 27th, 2006
Cely, I would prefer to put it this way.
It’s either you’re too unlucky or the area is too dangerous.
arm yourself with a pepperspray, spray on their dick. Hahaa…….
(fyi: some can spray up few feets away)
earl-ku
on July 28th, 2006
its not that u have that pepperspray all the time in ur hand, if u gonna use it, u need to direct the nozzle then spray …
if with the scisors, just poke only, snap, snap … kau tim
fun
on December 30th, 2006
If his cock was big and he was young would you have liked it ?
Bengbeng
on December 31st, 2006
i think you should be more prepared next time : decide what you are going to do if a similar situation occurs. he knows you will panic that is why he is so brave
thiamhin
on January 3rd, 2007
cely..u acted bravely and i salute…
most of my friends(ladies) will only panic and frighten..
this will excite these flashers more..
so juz bang them hard as u can…
dun worry…they deserve it
p/s:juz spray the peppar on to his dick..this make him hot
Robert
on January 6th, 2007
Cely, it sounds like you had a really wonderful experience. I’m very happy for you. Not to worry. Most flashers are harmless exhibitionists. The media portrays them as dangerous psychopaths, rapists and murderers. This simply isn’t true. As a general rule, a rapist will never flash but pounce when nobody is looking.
In your post, you refer to another flasher, saying, “…he was also riding his bike, he came near us (more than 20 of us), wanking and white things came out.” You’ve got me curious about the “white things”. What do you suppose, those were? I think I know but am too embarrassed to say, lol.
At any rate, take care. We live in a dangerous world, not from exhibitionists but from people who really are dangerous. Always be alert and aware of your surroundings. Travel with friends and above all, never take candy from strangers!
I saw this post referred to on another forum, thought I’d take a look. I found your post highly amusing. Cheers!
boogies
on January 6th, 2007
love to flash you boogies@yahoo.co.uk
Jjohn
on April 3rd, 2007
I have seen an a man show his ugly penis to school girls. He even mastabate in front of the girls and released his sperm in front of them.