Cockroach … Again !
Arghhh… Do i not had enough? After the milo incident, I found it in my new keyboard today !
So gross..
This time, the roach is not something small like those in my Milo.. It was bigger size.
I dont know how it get into my keyboard. I dont know when. I dont know why. (Actually i do think i know why, it was because i always had my breakfast at my table, it could be the bread that falls into the keyboard.)
I tried to press all the buttons, hoping it will be dead. I also bang my keyboard to the floor, hoping it will drop off from the keyboard.
Butttttt… NO, it was too big to come out from the keyboad. The space between those buttons are too small.
So, me and my new colleague come out an idea - Open the keyboard.
I thought it was brilliant enough… But i guess not.. I was so hopeless….
The new keyboard is so nicely made. They have softpad underneath the buttons, and NO HOLES at all. Arghhh
How am i going to get the Blardi cockroach out of the keyboard??????
After assemble the keyboard, i bang again the keyboard to the floor, press press press the buttons, was really hoping the cockroach will die! So that i can pick it with scissor or something.
Failed again…
Ta dang…
Being Evil me, i finally came up with one super duper brilliant idea.
I change keyboard with my colleague who was not around.
WAhahahhahah….
Now, presenting the main cast - The Blardi Cockcroach.
Tags: cockcroach, keyboard, disgusting,
syen
on August 4th, 2006
Guess i alw be the first to c ur new post and place comment!!~~ blek~~
Is it still alive? Get something very sharp to take it out!
Y I never meet the cockcraches when i still working at there?
It must my miss Cely’s too “clean” D!!~~
cely
on August 4th, 2006
syen: ahhaha.. u din see cockcroach here becoz u din work long here ma…u dun have chance to meet.. it’s certainly din mean i m ‘too clean’ … My desk very clean one.. i got tidy up one..
J
on August 4th, 2006
EEEEEeeeee… Cockroach!
You poor thing - those 6 legged pests are so disgusting….
*shivers*
:(
So after you bang the keyboard, was it dead or still alive?
*gasp*
It didn’t jump out at your colleague later, did it?
cely
on August 4th, 2006
J: hi. After i bang the keyboard… off coz, it still alive.. buttons that i press, cant kill him.. coz got a lot of space in between the buttons. I cant understand why it din wanna come out.. i suppose this roaches have those ’suk guat gong’ that they can slip into small space..
I think the cockcroach still inside the keyboard… and the keyboard at my colleague desk now.. haha
Kevin
on August 4th, 2006
Eh, didn’t poke out the keys and “let” the cockroach out meh? Is it you opened the under side of the keyboard? Mana boleh la? :p
cely
on August 4th, 2006
kevin: after poke out the keys, can resemble it back or not ? i scare la.. nanti tak jadi.. my new keyboard gone..
c_val
on August 4th, 2006
eeeeee super cleannn eh cely! lol
hahaha u look funny!! lalala
cant wait to see u guys tomorrow… ^^
cely
on August 4th, 2006
val: funny ga? very geli la, seeing the roach in my keyboard.. when i typing, i saw something moving.. so geli…
yea, cant wait to see u tomolo.. haha
Christinesy
on August 4th, 2006
Goodness!
Cockroach is one the worst creature God ever created. I hate them the most. And I fear them the most.
If I ever encounter what you did I think I will pull the keyboard straight from the pc and throw it to the floor. Then run and grab shieldtox and spray on it… hahaha!!
Maybe you should try spray shieldtox. Try read the manual if it’s waterproof or wat because one I accidentally dripped my orange juice into the keyboard and nothing happened..
Can’t believe it can actually move around INSIDE the keyboard..
Goosebumps!
Kevin
on August 5th, 2006
Aiya, can poke it out and put it back in one ler. Don’t worry. Won’t spoil one. :P Maybe later can play around with the keys also. Example exchange the keys of “A” and “S”. Haha…
lim0806
on August 5th, 2006
why don’t just spray it dead, then take it out with scissors or something?
(scissors? cutting “chee cheong fun” meh!)
earl-ku
on August 5th, 2006
lol … funny
you went and blogged it … haha
cely
on August 5th, 2006
Christinesy: I really get goosebumps when i saw it running here and there in my keboard… the worst thing is that i cant get it out. arghhh…
Kevin: ahhaha.. i din know about it. Else i can pull the keys out.. ish…
kokhong: yea la, i was trying to kill it also.. but it just wont die.. sien…
earl-ku: yea.. that’s right.. i blogged it.. what are u funny about ? blek~
earl-ku
on August 5th, 2006
its funny as u were telling it to me over IM, then at the same time u went and snapped pics of it and even had a video …
hahaha
:)
cely
on August 5th, 2006
earl-ku: the time i told u.. i already did all the things… else, i wont have keyboard to type msg to tell u the whole thing..~ blek~ now u are being funny..
Boss Stewie
on August 5th, 2006
why why why? why do you hate cockroaches.. why can’t you treat them with LURRVEEE
Kevin
on August 5th, 2006
Hehe. If you poke the keys out, then you don’t have to feel geli all the time while unscrewing the keyboard at the backside loo. :p
Once the cockroach was out, you can do whatever you want with it. Keke…
cely
on August 6th, 2006
boss stewie: why why why? why cant i hate cockroach? why cant i scare of them? damn geli la wei… imagine, i had my milo half way, then i saw 3 buggers in my milo… i suddenly felt like i was in fear factor show… yurks.. will never love them…
kevin: kamsia, let’s see monday if the thing still alive. guess it either come out from the keyboard already or, it DIED without food supply.
earl-ku
on August 6th, 2006
okie okie, my fault …
***cuss you, cuss you - hope this time your keyboard get encrached by a bigger cockroack, make that a male one also …. *&&^%#@TY*
Jason
on August 6th, 2006
Why you didn’t tell me geh? So bad. *sobs sobs*
Cely Jie mmh choi ngor already. *sobs sobs*
Kevin
on August 6th, 2006
Mouse stuck in printer seen before. Cockroach stuck in keyboard first time saw. Haha. What’s next? :p
cely
on August 6th, 2006
earl-ku: thank you! cuss u back ! neh~
jason: ahhaha, jangan la merajuk… u were not in that time..u went for HI-tea…
Kevin: i dunno what’s next.. and i certain hope i wont see cockroach again.. ish… geli!
Judson
on August 7th, 2006
haha .. cute .. maybe you should put more nread crumbs around the key board to lure the roach out .. ahha .. and hope it won’t attract more roaches during the process .. haha
cely
on August 7th, 2006
judson: I guess not need anymore.. i juz check the keyboard… the cockroach still there in the keyboard… and it DIED! starve till dead becoz of no food supply over the weeekend… akkaka…
syen
on August 7th, 2006
Cely.. u should be sad as ur “lovely pet” died le!!!!
think u can take it out from the keyboard after few days it died!!!
cely
on August 7th, 2006
syen: i wont be sad… if you wan cockroach as pet.. i guess my office still got a lot.. ahhaha.. come and take it !
earl-ku
on August 7th, 2006
siuuuuuuuuuuuu keoooooooooooooooooooooooooong ar ….
lei mm hou zhao ar …
Cely wui sat jor lei kar …
cely
on August 7th, 2006
earl-ku: ppl in holiday/weekend mode… shuddup… hate u ! go back to ur sleep. so song at home… ngor wui sat lei sin~
Kevin
on August 7th, 2006
Haha. Cockroach RIP liao. Check the keyboard. Maybe laid some eggs there before “leaving”. Then out come the cockroach kids! Invasion!!! Haha…
*** geli ler ***
cely
on August 7th, 2006
kevin: Kakaka, i asked my colleague to remove it from keyboard liao. It is now buried in the tong sampah liao. Anyway, it’s not my concern anymore, coz i already changed the keyboard ma. :p
Kevin
on August 7th, 2006
Haha. Good good. RIP oledi…
Nowadays keyboard can be a nest for insects. Even CPU casings also. Keke… Coz food is easily within reach. :p
earl-ku
on August 8th, 2006
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
you almost killed siu keong edi, he emailed me just now(thats why he was at the keyboard earlier), said he is still there, now will find some way back to ur keyboard … he said there more food wo …
Reon
on August 8th, 2006
Cely, 你系得geh. çâ€Ëœgeh事åªå¯能å‘çâ€Å¸Ã§Â³Â»Ã¤Â½Â 身上。哈哈ï¼Â
cely
on August 8th, 2006
kevin: that was so gross… please dun suggest anywhre else that those creature can stay..
earl-ku: i got ridsect for u !
reon: hahaha.. i think so.. shit
Gallivanter
on August 10th, 2006
This is certainly an engrossing entry - you have my vote for the Pulitzer prize. :-)
FYI - the scientific name for cockroach is Dictyoptera. What’s with you and “dic”ks/”dic”ty? LOL! You should convince your boyfriend to call himself Dick/Dicky. Dicky Lim. :-P
cely
on August 10th, 2006
daniel: i dont care the scientific name for cockroach is dicktutera, it’s gross..
What dicky lim? ish… dowan la.. not nice. ahaa…
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cutebbanana
on December 20th, 2006
i hate cockcroaches too, they are really disgusting. i think that they like leftover foods especially in dark places, my house got a lot of cockroaches but once a month they come out, then i spray them with Ridsect Special for Cockroaches Only. they die really fast if use this Special Ridset. if you use normal Ridsect for Mosquito, very very hard to kill them because they can run really fast. i got a lot of experience with cockroaches oledi about 20 years or more…