Cely完美的一天

Wonder if you’ve heard about this story back to primary school.

From what I remember,

“Once upon a time, [hello, story telling must have this to start off] there is a married couple staying at the little house. Husband was a very lazy fella, the wife will have to help him put on his shirt [衣来张手], feed him [饭来张口], do housework and earn money the family.

One day, the wife has to go to town for few days to do business. Knowing her hubby is lazy, she help him to clean his body, put on a clean cloth, thought that it might be clean enough for the days she away.

Being the smart woman, she also thought of an idea how to keep her husband fed! She tied up a very big size of biscuit around his neck, all he need to do is open the mouth and bite the biscuit. That seems like a great idea, isn’t it?

So, she happily away to town for few days.

When she is back from town, she saw her husband died on bed. The big biscuit was not even finished half. The husband only bite those around the neck, further down one, he is too lazy to pull up. Therefore he starved to death. “

Moral of the story:

1. Don’t be lazy to eat, especially you breakfast. :p

2. The wife seems pretty smart, but not smart enough, because ‘water’ is more important than food. Having no water for few days, you will die dehydrated. But that was not her fault at all, is the laziness kill the husband.

3. This story also reflected the certain issues, especially ‘I-cant-say-more-coz-it’s-sensitive-issue’ society. They have been spoon feeding for years, without guidance, support, protect or help, I guess many had died.

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Everyday there are people knocking the office door, pressing the door bell to sell you something, to do survey, to ‘introduce’ their new products.

They never stop. Yes, I understand that’s their work, marketing strategies, or what-so-ever.

But to me, IT’s DAMN BLOODY ANNOYING.

Because I was the one who always answer the door. I gotto ‘layan’ them. I gotto ‘reject’ their offers politely while smiling like an idiot.

They went door by door, knocking all the doors at all floors and all blocks.

Sometimes, I really respect their thick-face courages, they will just keep on saying what they wanna say even you’ve already show your ‘I-just-got-screwed-by-boss face’ and tell them to go away.

For the whole year I’ve been working here, I encounter people like:

1. Asking for donation - as usual, they said they were not trying to sell anything, but will demand a certain amount as the donation, and in return, they will give you little gift.

2. Selling cookies - usually when some festivals are near, like Chinese New Years or Hari Raya.

3. Selling Insurance - people from Prudential, came in bunches some more. *Rolled Eyes*

4. Selling watches

5. Selling services - say wanna do a presentation to person in-charge, I just reject saying my boss will never layan this kind of presentation, they even wanna come in straight, but I always block them.

6. Selling coupons - Buy those coupons with RMxx , then you can dine-in with cheaper price.

Etc etc…

So, How???

Shall I just stick some note in front of the door and saying

*doink*

Anyway, who on earth invented this “PUSH” strategy? and Why on earth still there are people using this strategy? Is this really effective?

Please tell me. Is it just me get annoyed? I seldom let them finish they ‘presentation’ and just shoo them off. Am I bad? I just don’t want to waste everyone’s time.

Any suggestions how to get rid of them? Eh, I m serious!

Was playing mahjong at Vincci’s house.

Wanted to have light meal, so we bought the cup mee from the convenient store nearby.

Always know that cup mee will never taste any better, but what i didn’t know is, it was worst than ‘taste bad’.

It tasted like plastic and tasted like “TOP” [washing powder / detergent]! Yucks!!

Vincci let me eat her bread with Ham! Hahaa, that taste like heaven compare with Mamee.

Why would they do those cup mee that taste so bad?

I dont know whether it was the smell that the cup mee has been stored for a long time or it was the smell of the ‘cardboard’ cup when we poured the hot water in.

It just taste freaking shit!

Urghhh…. Regretted! Should have just eat nothing. Now I’ve wasted few ringgits for this cup of shitz.

Recently has been raining everyday in the afternoon, sometimes before lunch hour, sometimes after.

Yesterday, it was raining during lunch hour. I’ve already reached the restaurant for my lunch, then it started raining. Although I brought umbrella, but there were 2 of us, me and my kerlic colleague.

Damn sien. I know I will have to wet my shoe again!

It was raining quite heavily that time, so I thought of Earl-ku who work nearby my office. I borrow his very nice umbrella from him and walked back to office.

As predicted, my shoes were wet. Sitting in the air-conned office, with wet shoes, I definitely flu !

Then I started to think of a way to get my shoes dry, since office doesn’t have any frigde or hair-dryer [kinda impossible to have hair-dryer in office gua], so i figured out a way!

I spotted this ‘location’ would be a great dryer!

Very obvious isn’t it? You should know what’s that.

Then i place my shoe there.

My shoes get dried in just 10mins. Aahahaha…

Brilliant Idea!

Kinda impressive, I thought myself.. kekeke .. :cold:

Don’t say i didn’t tell You hor !