How I wish …

It’s time to wake up to work at 8am, How I wish I could sleep for another 5 minutes.

I see the lift is closing, How I wish I could walk faster. I got short leg.

LRT Door is alerting closing, How I wish I wont have to walk up the stairs and miss the train.

It raining real soon, How I wish I got a free ride home without walking under the rain.

The farker indian fat tummy fugly man jerking in the van, How I wish I got laser eyes and kill him immediately. Maybe laser his poor little dicky into half!

Every morning see my boss walking here and there in the office, How I wish he will be smart and give us ang pow automatically without us ‘trying to hint him badly’. He was not like this lame and stingy past year. It’s just few more days to end the chinese new year.

I’ve got so much to do, so many places to go, so many friends to meet, How I wish I got some sort of superpowers to finish everything.

My credit limits has gone damn low, How I wish I can pay it off soonest as I can.

I cant wear the Levi’s Jeans, How I wish I got back the waist and butt size when i was 21. I am like super whale now.. Urghhh

I know I am old enough, I know I’ve been dating long enough, How I wish you all wont ask me when I am going to get married anymore. I will when I will. Maybe wait till the time when Jason is able to sponsor me 10 tables for my wedding dinner.

My mailbox has been damn free lately, How I wish Amanda will forward more emails to me soon. Amanda, do you still remember my email address? *sob*

p/s: Not an emo post. Just sudden thoughts. What you want? You still wanna read more about How I wish? I got few more dozens … come, I can send to you through email.