Things that you dont know about me

You cant afford to miss this entry if you wanna know more about me!

I got tagged again by famous blogger. This time was tagged by LiewCF.

This tag was about “5 things that you don’t know about me“. I am going to tell you some of my experiences and some embarrassing moments.

1. When I was in primary school, I like to play hide and seek with my friends. There was once, I hide behind a big tree, my friend could not find me, I heard her calling my name and I saw her coming my way. I was so about to jump out and scare her, sudden someone from behind push me (till now I still don’t know who push 9 me), then I fall down and knock my head to the stones. I bleed a lot. I cried non-stop. I cant remember how many stitches I had. Since then, I became sot sot dei already. Always laugh, even small little jokes I also laugh non stop.

2. You are not going to believe I was such a naughty kid last time. I always throw stones to break my neighbour’s windows. They did not know it was me till now. Haha.

3. Last time we were staying at those terrace house. I always went to the field (playground) opposite our house with my sisters, cousins and neighbours, I always demonstrate “worms operation” to them (they were all younger than me, I am the eldest). Means I brought 1 pen knife with me to the field, then dig the field to get worms and cut them into pieces, some leaves, sand and small stones. We were playing ‘masak masak’ ma, must cut the worms into 18 pieces…！Like to see those worms struggling! Haha

4. Last time, I was playing car shake with ex-bf in the car along some highway. Very less cars pass by one. Then came some blue and red light blinking, 2 policeman knocking the window with torch light. I was not having enough time to get dress wo. Embarrassing!! Police wanted to drink coffee, they said they were hungry and thirsty. So, we gave them what we have in our wallets. Damn. Kena Tangkap Basah!

5. I actually put a love spell on my current boyfriend. I am not going to tell you how to break the spell!

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The real 5 things that you don’t know about me. Above one just to fool you. Got sweat? Hehe.

1. I almost broke my front teeth while riding bicycle. I was about to ride thru the “big drain hole” (those they placed at playground), did not realize the gap, I was bow down a bit my head to avoid knocking my head to the “big drain hole”, so I end up knocking damn hard my teeth to the bicycle handle. Bleed and pain. That’s why I got flaw at my front teeth. I was considered lucky that the teeth still with me.

2. I like to play with fire last time, when I was still kindergarden, 6 years old. Me and my sisters, we hide under the bed and start burning papers and newspapers. My parents was working downstairs and we were playing upstairs under their bed. Hahaha. Nothing unfortunate happen. Guan Nin Ma must be on our side. I cant remember whether we got punishments or not. Should have la.

3. Oh, I have the habit to ‘eat’ pencil lead and cutting myself. I must have mental problems when i was kid. Eating pencil leads and cutting my hand with pen knife and suck my own blood. Self torturing! Cant believe it. I like to ‘eat’ red color pencil lead. Haha, I remember it. Wonder how come my brother did not eat pencil lead like 3 of his sisters? But I grown up pretty normal though I was a bit out of control when I was kid.

4. I score 100/100 for add maths in form 4 for once. None of my classmate did. I was the talking point for a semester. But I failed this subject the next semester. Kakaka. Luckily, I did score good in SPM. :)

5. There was once, I took a bus ride back home. It was saturday, I had school activities. I was wearing a jean and t-shirt. Those time were still pink mini-bus era. I took this mini bus, I was standing coz no seat available. I was standing in front of this leng jai. He was ’stalking’ me. ngek. Leng jai looking at me, I sure happy la. He was looking at me few times. Like hinting me something. But i was not sure what was that. Then few stations later, I got down from bus. Realizing my jeans was unzip. Freaking embarrasing la wei. Let me dig a hole and be the stupid bird - ostrich!

These 5 were real stories. The earlier 5, I made up to fool you.

Now tag yourself, if you are happy to do it. :)

Eh, LiewCF, I’ve done my task. :p

p/s: Eh, Doc, me gay or not?