10 reasons you must not pissed off any woman
1. NO SEX
2. No breakfast, No lunch, no dinner will be served! Which also means - eat yourself! - don’t piss off the woman who cook your meals, literally means your mom, your wife.
3. Say bye bye to your hard earn bonus that you’ve just got, because you are going to pay off your credit card bills, because you pissed of the woman who is holding your sub card, she went shopping happily to release her angry-ness
4. No one wash your cloths, your pants, your underwear - unless you have a maid.
5. She flame you, blog bad things about you, curse you, let everyone know what you did to her in her very famous blog, all her readers support her, sama sama flame you, blog you and curse you.
6. she tell all her friends/your friends, you got small and short ‘brother’, and cant last long. Hahaha
7. Because she will ‘meat’ （pinch) you - especially your gf.
8. She ignore you when you talk to her, you end up talking to the air and being idiot.
9. You sleep at the couch, caught a cold and sneeze like no tomorrow.
10. She will remember it and kill you 15 years later.
So, one good solution - TURN GAY and STAY ALONE!
Did I piss off any woman with this entry?
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Tags: woman, pissed off, angry, reasons, turn gay
Bryan
on April 9th, 2007
Hmmm… did some guy piss you off lately?
Resurrected
on April 9th, 2007
Wah damn scary. But I think No. 8 is good lah, no nagging.
cely
on April 9th, 2007
bryan: haha, no ah..
resurrected: have you ever pissing some woman off? try it… experience it :)
earl-ku
on April 9th, 2007
errr Hong Kiat pissed you off ar?
wakakakakakaakaka
Bryan
on April 9th, 2007
Reason #1 alone already very frightening liao. Kaka…
andylkw
on April 9th, 2007
hahaha, I agree with Earl.
cely
on April 9th, 2007
earl: no.. and this is a random thought.. and all the 10 do not entirely related to BGR ge ma… if u pissed your mom off, you dun have dinner la.. u go makan urself..
bryan: Hahaha.. experience that before? ngek
andy: refer the reply to earl :p
CincauHangus
on April 9th, 2007
I laughed at the first one.. Hahahaa.. I can imagine hongkiat’s face when you say “NO SEX TONIGHT!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
Jason
on April 9th, 2007
Hmm… I think there’s more than 10.
Judson
on April 9th, 2007
HAhaha .. scary … never pissed any women .. hmm .. thats why i survive to this very day ..
cely
on April 9th, 2007
cincauhangus: mou liu.. no one said about hk pissed me off..
jason: Yea, off coz.. i m just doing a listing of 10 onli.. i m sure u can think of a lot. :p
judson: hahahaha…so u are gay?
Jiun Jie
on April 9th, 2007
hahahaa… good 1 :)
next time set a credit limit on her sub card la, at least can limit abit lo… kekekke
clement
on April 9th, 2007
oh my gosh… this is funny… no sex? nope, never had… not a problem.. use hand can liao, no breakfast?.. got kopitiam… use cash not card!.. wash own cloth if she don’t. if she bad blog me… i’ll do the same with her… which chinese got long brother? it’s a known fact… and which men can last long?… ha ha.
Resurrected
on April 9th, 2007
Yeah, pissed off women before :D It’s a good way to learn their triggers.
cely
on April 9th, 2007
jiunjie: haha… no matter what, she is still using your sub card.. :p
clement: that’s why.. i ask u to turn gay and stay alone :p
resurrected: yep, exactly :p
clement
on April 9th, 2007
do you have a bf? he he, i help u tell him to be gay… hehe.
Saygore
on April 9th, 2007
no.7 ………
cely
on April 9th, 2007
clement: yes, i do have bf :) and he wont be turning gay, dun worry about us :p
saygore: kakakakaka…
belle
on April 9th, 2007
clement: who dont know cely got bf?!! = =
cely cely..im number 3! HAHAHA
clement
on April 9th, 2007
belle, such a beauty, of coz got bf la, i think she’s writing this because it reflects herself…. hehe
Justin
on April 9th, 2007
Okay, now I know to never get involved with a woman with a blog because of #5. Thanks for the tip.
cely
on April 9th, 2007
belle: Off coz you are .. hahaha… you are more than the 10 things i mentioned here, i think
clement: maybe yes, maybe not, and u put little observation, u will see the same thing :)
justin: hahaha… u are funny… good luck
Gwenny
on April 10th, 2007
Eh … but that’s not love. Doesn’t that list just serve to make us women look bad? :( Like all of us are spoiled bitches onleeee …
cely
on April 10th, 2007
gwenny: Ah, i don’t think so. if woman was not pissed off, they will not be like that .. :) Anyway, that list off coz do not mean every woman… :p It was funny to actually think if all these happen… :)
willy
on April 10th, 2007
eh, justin, then my case how? i think cely know hor? how ar? but i dun piss her off la of coz. *faint if get replied #1*
munaks
on April 10th, 2007
1. NO SEX
Solution - got other sources for sex example hand, red light, mistress
2. No breakfast, No lunch, no dinner will be served! Which also means - eat yourself! - don’t piss off the woman who cook your meals, literally means your mom, your wife.
Solution - McD has delicious breakfast sets
3. Say bye bye to your hard earn bonus that you’ve just got, because you are going to pay off your credit card bills, because you pissed of the woman who is holding your sub card, she went shopping happily to release her angry-ness
solution - it takes one phone call to cancel the card
4. No one wash your cloths, your pants, your underwear - unless you have a maid.
Solution - Luandry/Dobi is quite cheap these days
5. She flame you, blog bad things about you, curse you, let everyone know what you did to her in her very famous blog, all her readers support her, sama sama flame you, blog you and curse you.
Solution - You hack her blog, post her nude pics doing with the family dog. Adobe photoshop can do wonders
6. she tell all her friends/your friends, you got small and short ‘brother’, and cant last long. Hahaha
Solution - You can always say is not u small but she is too big coz too many masuk edi
7. Because she will ‘meat’ （pinch) you - especially your gf.
Solution - No escape to this
8. She ignore you when you talk to her, you end up talking to the air and being idiot.
Solution - Good, no more nagging, peace finally
9. You sleep at the couch, caught a cold and sneeze like no tomorrow.
Solution - I am the lord of the living area, the couch belongs to me, watch football/porn whole nite. If got cold or flu, pass some to her, sharing is caring mah
10. She will remember it and kill you 15 years later.
Solution - You probably be dead by then if you followed the first 9 solutions
cely
on April 10th, 2007
willy: what happen to u? i dunno wo…
munaks: all ur solutions basically means what i suggested - TURN GAY and stay alone.. :)
belle
on April 10th, 2007
= = cely no ler m not like tht.i number 3 onli!
i must have sex! hahahaha xD
willy
on April 10th, 2007
no la, ntg happend to me. i was just super bored only jz now. ur mui mui very sweet to me.
cutebanana
on April 10th, 2007
no need go to 10. number 1 is enough for me oledi…kekekekek
cely
on April 10th, 2007
belle: kakakakka.. yea la yeala.. knowu wanna have sex onli la :p
willy: sure or not? kena ignore ah? blek
cutebanana: OOppss… then u gotto work harder lor
Chris
on April 10th, 2007
#1 is the strongest point for any attached guy. I think guys won’t turn gay just like that wan kua.
Anyways, I also wrote an almost similar blog entry except that it’s on how to keep her happy. =)
http://losu.org/dating/7-simple-tips-to-keep-her-happy
cely
on April 10th, 2007
chris: hahaha, i was just suggesting only.. off coz you wont easily turn gay becoz of these reasons…
Friedbeef
on April 11th, 2007
Yeah.. #1 is all you would ever need
narrowband
on April 11th, 2007
I thought women are lovely creatures :p
thiamhin
on April 11th, 2007
i think no reason will be sufficient to tortured for the rest of my life…
even gay also love sex….but they only love arses..haha
cely
on April 11th, 2007
friedbeef: No comment about it :p
narrowband: yes, they are… those angry moments only happen once in the blue ..keke
thiamhin: off coz you wont make ppl pissed of with u for the rest of your life, isn’t it…
mspretty
on April 11th, 2007
haha….whoever piss off a women,they will go down to 18level HELL!as women will make sure ur life turn miserable…haha
thiamhin
on April 11th, 2007
yeah..u r rite…i wont pissed anyone for my whole life…
except i am saddam hussien…but he already long gone…
this coming 28 april is his birthday…
hope his soul life in peace..
zen
on April 11th, 2007
Thanx cely for giving the tips.I know how to deal with gals now.Women like dis ka la…more hard to guess than football.
cely
on April 11th, 2007
mspretty: Hahahha.. u more geng than me :p
thiamhin: HA? what is this gotto do with a dead man?
zen: hahaha, so u are saying man is PREDICTABLE?
thiamhin
on April 11th, 2007
oh..bcoz he haf pissed many people for the rest of his life…especially american..juz nothing to do wif ur post…
err…i read up in the net and stated he is gay…..
:)
DotMySpot
on April 15th, 2007
WA! @@” i better cross my hands and legs.. better dun piss any gals out there @@”
cely
on April 16th, 2007
thiamhin; Ic…
dotmyspot: hahaha, yea… exactly..
tuso
on October 16th, 2008
not bad wow , laugh like mad la . i should turn temporary gay haha