Driving in KL sux
You should be totally agree with me if you are an experienced driver in KL.
Everyday traffic jam, slow moving traffic is frustrated. Worst when raining, flood, trees fall down, landslide, careless accidents that slow down the traffic. To add in more things in the scene, you met idiots driving on the road.
Last sunday, I went to Sun Yan Zi showcase at The curve, I came out from house around 6pm. It was already raining, and yea, i saw flood downstairs already (it’s always flood when heavy rain).

So, I use another exit to get out of the place. Initially, it was fine to have a little jam because that’s the only exit to KL and all the cars were heading to the same way. 1 way road became 2 ways.
Then there was this idiot driving big Mercedes in front of me, trying to turn his/her way to the flood (turning left), and because everyone was heading to the other way round (all going to the right), so he/she should be totally no chance to turn to there (I wonder why the driver cant see that everyone was rushing to only 1 exit). Therefore, he/she was blocking my way. I horned to signal him/her to turn right and don’t waste time to turn left because it’s impossible.
That idiot took more than 15mins to realize turning left was wrong. So he/she finally turn right. Still jam, still raining, but i started to get frustrated with that idiot. Following behind him/her making this whole thing more sux. While jamming all the way out, this idiot suddenly ‘hit’ on the something at the roadside, making his/her car ‘imbalance’ a bit, so he/she decided to reverse the car abit to make it straight again.
Reversing was fine, but he was an idiot, a girl from the car came out to help the driver justify the distance, I keep horning to let him/her know that the car was very near to our car (and the car behind us also very near to us, i cant reverse), and all of sudden, yes, the stupid Mercedes bang on our car. I know it wont be serious but what make him/her feel so right to bang on our car because you can’t control the distance and the break?
At that moment I just fully utilize the horn. Hahaha.
If you are slow (especially in making decision where to go), I curse in my car. But if you bang my car, I horn la!
JACQ
on June 5th, 2007
Man.. if my car kena banged I would go out and maki the girl and the driver straight! Hehe..
Jason
on June 5th, 2007
Where’s the finger? TEH finger?
cely
on June 5th, 2007
JACQ: haha, it was raining, and i think onli kena bumper a bit.. i suppose that was not serious~ so i just horn like no tomorrow.
Jason: I m not a road bully la… somemore, a lot of cars there.. if i show the finger, nanti i kena beat, how?
narrowband
on June 5th, 2007
Wow if my car kena bang, no matter how minor, I sure get down and inspect the damage – even if I think there is small damage, still get down!! No umbrella nvm, make it more drama!! Weh, after all it is that fellar fault… driving Mercedes… surely u can extort maybe RM50 or RM100 from that incompetent driver…
I hate incompetent drivers and I fight for my right bermati-matian. I got one big self-defense huge bamboo-stick in car but I’ve never used it before. Mom put for me for protection wan. Hehe.
wuching
on June 5th, 2007
i agree with u 100% driving in KL is TERROR!
AC
on June 5th, 2007
OMG I totally agree with you about driving in KL and also about stupid driving. In fact, I have started a blog all about the ‘wonderful’ experiences we have driving in KL (http://www.kldriver.com).
Suwan
on June 5th, 2007
b4 it i did’t drive in KL..
very complex yet.
earl-ku
on June 5th, 2007
driving in KL requires some form of skill … or else sure kena buli or worst kena bang like u …
come come let me teach u a skill or two …
like Jason said, the finger is very important, but still the horn and high beam is the best … wahahaha
cely
on June 5th, 2007
narrowband: But hor, that time i was in an area full with our “kaum terbesar”, it’s not really an ideal place to fight bermati-matian, i scare i really mati there :p
wuching: kekeke.. terror! Once i go out from KL, i will be a lot more polite one…
AC: Eh, pimping ur site ah ?
suwan: u are not local?
earl: hahahaha… the girl that came out from car also quite fierce like wanna kill me… coz i horned non stop.. she got frustrated.
andylkw
on June 5th, 2007
so, how is your car?
zen
on June 6th, 2007
u no shout si sohxi to the driver meh? and take photo also mah.hahaha . yala,KL driver haih… when saw my number plate sure always bully me wan :(
cely
on June 6th, 2007
andy: My car was fine…
zen: Hahaha.. ipoh mali!
narrowband
on June 6th, 2007
cely: LOL!! I get what u mean… hehe… I think I also will do like you…
Lucifer
on June 6th, 2007
apluase aplause for the horn…i wonder how this kind of idiotic drivers get a drivers license
AC
on June 6th, 2007
Guilty as charged :( hehe…
Boss Stewie
on June 7th, 2007
i agree with Jason.. THE FINGER!!!
cely
on June 7th, 2007
narrowband: Hehehe, must be smart abit hor :p
lucifer: hahaha, malaysia’s license, you know i know
AC: haha, Dun worry :)
Boss stewie: yiii.. not nice ma.. anyway.. next time i show.. ahhaha
agnesw
on June 7th, 2007
Poor Cely…Luckily it’s not serious…”Horn like no tomorrow”, I like this sentence…haha
zewt
on June 8th, 2007
KL should have more of such floods… drown all the cars… then we will have less traffic jam.
cely
on June 8th, 2007
agnes: Hehehe, if hit badly, sure more than HORN …
zewt: hahaha… cars in kl are like cockroaches… keep producing endlessly!
sinv
on June 10th, 2007
hey..support u..so many stupid drivers around. I wonder how they can live their life in KL :P
cely
on June 11th, 2007
sinv: Thanks. :p