I mean, how can you say she is not when:
There was a test we did, we required our members to fax in their endorsed test sheet to us. So we were waiting and waiting for those fax.
But after some time, still no fax coming in. So some of us figured out the problem – that we don’t have enough papers in the paper tray (our fax machine is 3 in 1 kind of machine – fax, printer and photocopy machine).
So we asked Carrot (to protect her, somehow) to request few rims of papers from company, she acknowledged and requested for us.
After some time, one of the members called Carrot and wanna confirm if she receive the fax. Carrot then ask us why she still didn’t receive the fax from the particular member, we told her it must be no paper again lo.
Then she went on saying, it must be machine’s problem not paper problem. She actually thought that people will fax the paper to her all the way from USA (let’s assume the member is from USA).
She is a joker, right?
Long time ago.
There was one day, where everyone in the office, working on own stuff.
Carrot called our team lead to help her on something, it was technical issue. Real technical issue!
She was having problem with the numbers. SHE CANNOT FREAKING TYPE NUMBERS. FYI, our daily job actually deal with numbers, a lot.
She panicked. Because if she cannot type in numbers, she cannot do her job. Acutally, can. Because the keyboards has another row of numbers, just that not convenient as the numpad.
Because of her panic, she got everyone’s attention.
Everyone went to her desk and trying to see what happen.
She then demonstrated to everyone how she cannot type in the numbers using numpad but able to type in using the number row.
Well, isn’t it obvious enough that she is a JOKER?
I am sure you could have guessed what happen.
That’s right. CARROT ACTUALLY DOES NOT KNOW THE FUNCTION OF NUM LOCK.
She got everyone fainted on the spot.
This one happened recently. We were temporary moving out from office and stationed at client side.
So we gotto move some of our belongings and most importantly, our computers.
We unplug and packup everything before some macho guy came (guy colleagues) and help us move the computers to client side, which is just few blocks away.
Okay, macho guys came.
Our team lead announced that we don’t have to bring any LAN cables to client side, because LAN is available there.
So Carrot worried that she left out the important cables, she asked the team lead a few questions.
Carrot: AL, do I need to bring this Blue cable?
AL: No. No need to bring LAN cable.
Carrot: Then how about this yellow cable? Need or not?
AL: Aiyo, I just said no need to bring any LAN cable lo.
Carrot: Hehehe, I don’t know this is also LAN cable. Okay okay.
AL: (Fainted) Then do you wanna bring the grey cable and black cable? They are LAN cable also.
Carrot: Yer.. don’t so bad la, I really cannot recognize those cables!
She so kind provide us so many jokes. I am still collecting her jokes. Shall share with you again. :)
You can’t say she is dumb. She definitely not. She is just not smart at this area.
We love her! Love her jokes.
I wonder how she got this job, because our job requires IT background.