Cely完美的一天

Was playing mahjong at Vincci’s house.

Wanted to have light meal, so we bought the cup mee from the convenient store nearby.

Always know that cup mee will never taste any better, but what i didn’t know is, it was worst than ‘taste bad’.

It tasted like plastic and tasted like “TOP” [washing powder / detergent]! Yucks!!

Vincci let me eat her bread with Ham! Hahaa, that taste like heaven compare with Mamee.

Why would they do those cup mee that taste so bad?

I dont know whether it was the smell that the cup mee has been stored for a long time or it was the smell of the ‘cardboard’ cup when we poured the hot water in.

It just taste freaking shit!

Urghhh…. Regretted! Should have just eat nothing. Now I’ve wasted few ringgits for this cup of shitz.

Over the two weeks, i’ve received more than 100 mails in my spam folder.

Wondering who registered to porn using my email address. Any idea?

It only started last 2 week.

Tags: porn, spam, spam mail, spammer

In my office …

After the milo & Keyboard incidents..

Why are they still-ing there ????

Becoz ….

Tags: cockcroach, sweet revenge, roach trap, ridsect

STUPID COCKROACHES !!! I m so happy now !

Now they are waiting to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !! (BUT i still see the big roach moving.. think it can escaped!)

Arghhh… Do i not had enough? After the milo incident, I found it in my new keyboard today !

So gross..

This time, the roach is not something small like those in my Milo.. It was bigger size.

I dont know how it get into my keyboard. I dont know when. I dont know why. (Actually i do think i know why, it was because i always had my breakfast at my table, it could be the bread that falls into the keyboard.)

I tried to press all the buttons, hoping it will be dead. I also bang my keyboard to the floor, hoping it will drop off from the keyboard.

Butttttt… NO, it was too big to come out from the keyboad. The space between those buttons are too small.

So, me and my new colleague come out an idea - Open the keyboard.

I thought it was brilliant enough… But i guess not.. I was so hopeless….

The new keyboard is so nicely made. They have softpad underneath the buttons, and NO HOLES at all. Arghhh

How am i going to get the Blardi cockroach out of the keyboard??????

After assemble the keyboard, i bang again the keyboard to the floor, press press press the buttons, was really hoping the cockroach will die! So that i can pick it with scissor or something.

Failed again…

Ta dang…

Being Evil me, i finally came up with one super duper brilliant idea.

I change keyboard with my colleague who was not around.

WAhahahhahah….

Now, presenting the main cast - The Blardi Cockcroach.

Tags: cockcroach, keyboard, disgusting,

Just when i thought i get over with the young potential flasher, yesterday on my way walking to the lrt station, i MET the REAL flasher. I was alone and I was holding my umbrella.

This time, i din take picture of him. I was busy pulling my umbrella and prepare to hit him. From my way, about 10-15 feet away,i already saw him. He was sitting on his bike, stop at the road side as he was waiting for someone (yea, again, he seems like waiting for someone or something, the point is - he STOP there)

He was SO DAMN well prepared to let me saw his OLD DICK! He already unzip and took out the disgusting thing out of the pant! Oh ya, i forgotten to mention, he was a papa-age man, say like 45-50 years old. He was like those uncle who work as guli. He look a bit dirty. He was wearing helmet. His engine was still running, so he could have leave anytime.

So, as I first noticed him, he seems happy. Damn it. So disgusting. I was thinking whether i should take his picture or I better prepare to hit him. But I decided to pull my umbrella longer and get prepared to hit him if he come nearer. As I pulled my umbrella, he quickly drove off his bike and leave like nothing happen. Blardi IDIOT!

I can never understand how all these idiots think. What is it so excited about showing your dick to girls? Sicko! During my days at secondary school, a bunch of us waiting for school bus at the road side, there was this uncle (even older- 60 over years old), he was also riding his bike, he came near us (more than 20 of us), wanking and white things came out. This is fucking sick. He has no shame. FYI, Jalan Ipoh is still a very busy road. And he wanked at public. I remember there were some girls wanted to throw her school bag to him. He was pretty smart to get his number plate cover by some cloth.
After wanking infront of us, he went to the bus stop opposite us and continue show his dick to the girls there. There were more girls there. Urggghhh! Anyway, we reported to school authority and headmistress reported to police. I din remember whether this old man got caught or not.

So irritating, digusting, sick, annoying, disturbing! Go back home show it to your wife, go back home and wank till you dry!